The following appeared in my email inbox today, from the REAL Stewart Lee's Mailing List, regarding the impostor @StewLee on Twitter. It made me chuckle heartily:
A cunt is pretending to be me on Twitter, which is annoying.
It is not possible for me to stop this cunt without joining Twitter, which I will not do.
The cunt is using a picture that is mine as his Avatar.
It would be good if this cunt would stop pretending to be me before he creates problems.
I will never appear on Twitter. I will also never pretend to appear on Twitter.
The fact that a cunt can do this is partly why. I will not be held hostage by you people.
