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Tuesday, 28 June 2011

Stewart Lee: Not On Twitter

The following appeared in my email inbox today, from the REAL Stewart Lee's Mailing List, regarding the impostor @StewLee on Twitter. It made me chuckle heartily:

A cunt is pretending to be me on Twitter, which is annoying. 
It is not possible for me to stop this cunt without joining Twitter, which I will not do. 
The cunt is using a picture that is mine as his Avatar. 
It would be good if this cunt would stop pretending to be me before he creates problems. 
I will never appear on Twitter. I will also never pretend to appear on Twitter. 
The fact that a cunt can do this is partly why. I will not be held hostage by you people.